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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Condom/Advertsing Slogans
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
American Express Condoms: Don't leave home without it.
Hallmark Condoms:When you care enough to send the very best.
Miller Lite Condoms: Tastes great. Less filling.
BMW Condoms: The Ultimate Driving Machine.
Maxwell House Condoms: Good to the last drop.
Alamo Condoms: Unlimited free mileage.
Office Depot Condoms: Taking Care of Business.
Snapple Condoms: Made from the best stuff on earth.
Yellow Pages Condoms: If it's not in here, maybe it doesn't exist.
Circuit City Condoms: Service is state-of-the-art.
Men's Wearhouse Condoms: They guarantee it.
Virginia Slims Condoms: You've come a long way, baby!
M&M Condoms: Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Degree Condoms: Body-heat activated.
Ruffles Condoms: Ruffles have ridges.
RAID Condoms: It kills bugs dead.
Head & Shoulders Condoms: Because you never have a second chance to
make a first impression.
Trident Condoms: Three out of four doctors recommend it.
Bounty Condoms: The quicker-pecker-upper.
U.S. Air Force Condoms: Aim Higher.
Dockers Condoms: Wrinkle free.
GE Condoms: We bring good things to life.
Coors Condoms: The Silver Bullet
MCI Condoms: How will you use it?
Blockbuster Condoms: Make it a Blockbuster night.
Condoms to Avoid:
Rice Krispie Condoms: Snap, crackle, pop.
McDonald's Condoms: You deserve a break today.
Mounds/Almond Joy Condoms: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes
you don't.
Sprite Condoms: Never had it, never will.
In 'n Out Burger Condoms: ('nough said)
Federal Express Condoms: When it absolutely, positively has to get
there overnight.
Wendy's Condoms: Where's the beef?
Lifesaver Condoms: The one with the hole in the middle.
Jello Condoms: Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.
Payless Condoms: You could pay more, but why?
Sprint Condoms: A dime a minute.
Hamburger Helper Condoms: When you need a helping hand.
Saturn Condoms: A different kind of condom.
Memorex Condoms: Is it real or is it .....