FileTitle: List1729.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Condom/Advertsing Slogans
 Nike Condoms:  Just do it.
 Toyota Condoms:  Oh what a feeling.
 Diet Pepsi Condoms:  You got the right one, baby.
 Pringles Condoms:  Once you pop, you can't stop.
 Mentos Condoms:  The freshmaker.
 Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack:  Ten million strong and growing.
 Secret Condoms:  Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
 Macintosh Condoms:  It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
 Ford Condoms:  The best never rest.
 Chevy Condoms:  Like a Rock.
 Dial Condoms:  Aren't you glad you use it?  Don't you wish everybody did?
 New York Lotto Condoms:  Cause hey -- you never know.
 California Lotto Condoms:  Who's next?
 Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
 EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
 KFC Condoms:  Finger-Licking Good.
 Coca Cola Condoms:  Always the Real Thing.
 Lays Condoms:  Betcha can't have just one.
 Campbells Soup Condoms:  Mm, mm good.
 American Express Condoms:  Don't leave home without it.
 Hallmark Condoms:When you care enough to send the very best.
 Miller Lite Condoms:  Tastes great.  Less filling.
 BMW Condoms:  The Ultimate Driving Machine.
 Maxwell House Condoms:  Good to the last drop.
 Alamo Condoms:  Unlimited free mileage.
 Office Depot Condoms:  Taking Care of Business.
 Snapple Condoms:  Made from the best stuff on earth.
 Yellow Pages Condoms:  If it's not in here, maybe it doesn't exist.
 Circuit City Condoms:  Service is state-of-the-art.
 Men's Wearhouse Condoms:  They guarantee it.
 Virginia Slims Condoms:  You've come a long way, baby!
 M&M Condoms:  Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
 Degree Condoms:  Body-heat activated.
 Ruffles Condoms:  Ruffles have ridges.
 RAID Condoms:  It kills bugs dead.
 Head & Shoulders Condoms:  Because you never have a second chance to
                            make a first impression.
 Trident Condoms:  Three out of four doctors recommend it.
 Bounty Condoms: The quicker-pecker-upper.
 U.S. Air Force Condoms:  Aim Higher.
 Dockers Condoms:  Wrinkle free.
 GE Condoms:  We bring good things to life.
 Coors Condoms:  The Silver Bullet
 MCI Condoms:  How will you use it?
 Blockbuster Condoms:  Make it a Blockbuster night.


 Condoms to Avoid:

 Rice Krispie Condoms:  Snap, crackle, pop.
 McDonald's Condoms:  You deserve a break today.
 Mounds/Almond Joy Condoms:  Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes
                             you don't.
 Sprite Condoms: Never had it, never will.
 In 'n Out Burger Condoms: ('nough said)
 Federal Express Condoms:  When it absolutely, positively has to get
                           there overnight.
 Wendy's Condoms:  Where's the beef?
 Lifesaver Condoms:  The one with the hole in the middle.
 Jello Condoms:  Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.
 Payless Condoms:  You could pay more, but why?
 Sprint Condoms:  A dime a minute.
 Hamburger Helper Condoms:  When you need a helping hand.
 Saturn Condoms:  A different kind of condom.
 Memorex Condoms:  Is it real or is it .....