One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

Is the kidney a bean a kidney shaped object, or is the bean a kidney shaped
legume?

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Coliseum called the
Ceasarian Section.

I went to the Missing Persons Bureau. No one was there.

I choose toilet paper through the process of elimination.

George Washington's brother was the Uncle of Our Country.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight is cheaper, less
crowded, and has a better view.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough
not to quit.