Classic Taglines:
  1-  Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  2-  I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
  3-  "Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes."
  4-  Friends help you move.  "REAL" friends help you move bodies.
  5-  I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
  6-  The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  7-  We are born naked, wet, and hungry.  Then things get worse.
  8-  Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
  9-  The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
 10- Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
 11- The secret of the universe is @*^^^&# NO CARRIER
 12- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
 13- I'm not a complete idiot...some parts are missing!
 14- Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.
 15- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
 16- Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
 17- There's too much blood in my alcoholic system.
 18- Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
 19- I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
 20- Learn from your parent's mistakes...use birth control!
 21- Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off now.
 22- I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
 23- Double your drive space...delete Windows!
 24- If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
 25- Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 26- Consciousness: that annoying time between drunkness.
 27- I use to have a handle on life; then it broke.
 28- I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it.
 29- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
 30- Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
 31- Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs.
 32- We have enough youth; how about a Fountain of Smart?
 33- All generalizations are false, including this one.
 34- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 35- Intel: We put the "um..." in Pentium.
 36-  C:\windows
       C:\windows\run
       C:\windows\crash