16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,
     have you seen one?

 7.  I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking
     to you.

 9.  That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be
     coming too.

 19. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
     afternoon.

 22. Guy:  "Would you like to dance?"
     Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
     Guy:  "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat
           in those pants"

 23. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost
     mine.

 26. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I
     visit you between the Holidays?

 27. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's
     one more going to hurt?

 28. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

 29. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

 30. Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.

 35. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

 49. Guy:     "haven't I seen you someplace before?"
     Girl:     "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"