The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 pack of Bud,
11 rasslin' tickets,
tin of Copenhagen,
9 years probation,
8 table dancers,
7 packs of Red Man,
6 cans of Spam,
5 flannel shirts,
4 big mud tires,
3 shotgun shells,
2 huntin' dawgs,
and some parts to a Mustang GT.