The Best of the DWORD Mailing List - Part 3

 1. Birthquake: A term to describe a woman's contractions during
    labor.

 2. Conslutant: A consultant who will do anything for anybody -
    for a fee.

 3. Apocalipstick: What your wife found on your shirt collar just
    before she kicked you out of the house.

 4. Monophobia: The fear of not being able to listen to the radio
    in stereo.

 5. Crambo: Watching a Stallone movie a dozen times in a week.

 6. Legalink: A marriage performed without religious ceremony.

 7. Ohnosecond: The infinitesimal period of time between hitting
    the return key and realizing you should not have.

 8. Mung: The small dry or semi-dry puddle of coffee found in the
    bottom of neglected cups.

 9. Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums.

10. Sensafunativity: That personality trait which enables
    optimistic persons to see the humor of any given situation.