If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his
hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?

 Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

 When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown
away?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?