Best of the Worst Country & Western Song Titles...

 1.  I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
 2.  How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
 3.  Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
 4.  Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
 5.  How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been
     A Liar All My Life?

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       Truly Tasteless Country & Western Titles...

 6.  When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
 7.  You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
 8.  She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
 9.  You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
 10. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down,
     But Baby I Can See Through You

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      More Hilarious Hits from the world of Country Music...

 11. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
 12. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
 13. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
 14. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
 15. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
     Breaking My Heart

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       Titles That Are Sure To Get A Grin...

 16. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
 17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
 18. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
 19. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

                    And finally...

 20. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin'
     Out