FileTitle: List261.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Letters to Landlords
Subject: Dear Landlord---

**Allegedly Genuine Extracts From Letters Sent to Landlords**

This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

The toilet is blocked and we can't bathe the chidren until it is cleared.

Would you send somebody to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner
and need it straight away.