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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Kid's Quotes
Subject: Kids quotes

  - The future of "I give" is "I take."

  - The parts of speech are lungs and air.

  - The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

  - A census taker is man who goes from house to house
    increasing the population.

  - Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin
    is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

  - (Define H2O and CO2.)  H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold
    water.

  - A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never
    set foot.

  - The general direction of the Alps is straight up.

  - A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water
    then forcing it through an aviator.

  - Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

  - The people who followed the Lord were called the 12
    opossums.

  - The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits
    on the top and you sit on the bottom.

  - We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we
    get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

  - One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

  - A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all
    duly constipated authorities.

  - One by-product of raising cattle is calves.

  - To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the
    nose until it drips into the throat.

  - The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

  - Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were
    deeply religious feelings.

  - The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is
    singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

  - Syntax is all the money collected at the church from
    sinners.

  - The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one
    leg and up the other.

  - In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

  - In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.

  - A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so
    often in the winter.