Fifteen Actual Announcements taken from Church Bulletins 
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1. Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
     
2. Thursday night - potluck supper.  Prayer and medication to follow.
     
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and 
community.
     
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, there is a 
nursery downstairs.
     
5. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of 
David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
     
6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends 
of the church.  Children will be baptized at both ends.
     
7. There will be an ice cream social on Tuesday at 4 PM.  All ladies 
giving milk will please come early.
     
8. Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet.  Mrs. Jones will 
sing "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
     
9. There will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club on Thursday at 5 
PM.
 All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his 
 study.
     
10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward 
and lay an egg on the altar.
     
11. The service will close with "little Drops of Water".  One of the 
ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join 
in.
     
12. Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost 
of new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet 
will come forward and do so.
     
13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and 
they may be seen in the church basement on Friday.
     
14. A bean supper will be held on Thursday evening in the church hall.
 Music
 will follow.
     
15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is 
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.