FileTitle: List548.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Will Rogers-ish
                THINGS WILL ROGERS NEVER SAID - 7
                  (And probably wishes he had)


--The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

--The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the
  government will find a way to tax them.

--One problem with some of the new wonder drugs is the side
  effects -- like near bankruptcy.

--Every man has a secret ambition to outsmart horses, fish,
  and women.

--The trouble with doctors is that when they make a mistake,
  it is usually a "grave" error.

--It seems to me that this new Republican Congress has really
  been NEWTERED.