FileTitle: List548.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Will Rogers-ish
THINGS WILL ROGERS NEVER SAID - 7
(And probably wishes he had)
--The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.
--The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the
government will find a way to tax them.
--One problem with some of the new wonder drugs is the side
effects -- like near bankruptcy.
--Every man has a secret ambition to outsmart horses, fish,
and women.
--The trouble with doctors is that when they make a mistake,
it is usually a "grave" error.
--It seems to me that this new Republican Congress has really
been NEWTERED.