FileTitle: Prose119.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Sex, Mix-ups
Subject: "The Gift" (adult theme, but "innocent")

                        "The Gift"

        A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday.
Since they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he
decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too
        Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to a department
store and bought a pair of white gloves.  While there the sister purchased a
pair of panties for herself.
        During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items, so the sister got the
gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.  Without checking the contents the
young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following
        "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening.  If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that
are easier to remove.
        These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me
the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly
soiled.  I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
        I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as not doubt
other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you
        When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
        Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year.  I
hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.  All my love.
        P.S.  The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur