FileTitle: Prose1252.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Embarassing Biology question (and answer)
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels
found in semen.  A young female freshman raised her hand and asked "If I
understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen?"
"That't correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing.  The poor girl's
face turned bright red; she picked up her books without a word and walked
out of class never to return.  As she was going out the door, the totally
straight-faced professor answered her question: "It doesn't taste sweet
because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue."