Description: Souther Cop Story
Hoyt tells the story.....
"We was goin' down to Atlanta to watch the Olympics and we turned
off the highway cause Delbert says he knows a 'shortcut'. Goin' down
some back road, we come to this t-bone intersection. I do one of them
*rollin' stops*!, ya know. Well, I look in the mirror and see this
blue light a flashin'. This big ole' sweaty Georgia cop gets out and
comes up to the window and asks me, "What do ya think you doin' boy?"
I said that I slowed down and there was nothing coming. Well he pulls
out this big ole' stick and starts hittin me upside the head,
*BAM*BAM*BAM*BAM*...... he said, " you want I should stop or slow
down?" I said I see your point officer. He then walks around to the
passenger side of the car and reaches in and whacks Delbert in the
Delbert says, "What did you do that for?" The cop says,
The cop says, "I was just makin' your wish come true."
Delbert, "Wish? What wish?"
Cop, "Well, I know ya'll will get about a half a mile down the road
and you'll turn to your buddy there and say, 'I wish he'd a
hit me with that stick!'"