FileTitle: Prose1345.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Maternity e-mail
A woman at our interactive advertising agency recently returned from her
maternity leave and sent the following e-mail:

Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in the
refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I would find it
forever after difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table whilst
having a discussion about java applets or brand identity. Just be aware
that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son if you get my drift. I will label
these things from now on, but if you found your coffee tasted just a
little bit special, you might think of calling your mom and telling her
you love her.