FileTitle: Prose1360.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Starting a Technology Company
> Simple, foolproof method for forming a tecnology start-up company.
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>         1.  Go to Menlo Park.  Find a tree.
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>         2.  Shake the tree.  A venture capitalist will fall out.
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>         3.  Before (s)he can recover her/his wits, quickly recite the
>             following mantra:  "Internet!  Electronic Commerce!  Java!"
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>         4.  The venture capitalist will give you four million dollars.
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>         5.  Form your startup company and go public in eighteen months.
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>         6.  Go back to Menlo Park.  Find a tree.
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>         7.  Climb the tree.  Wait.