FileTitle: Prose1414.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Stupid Siphoner
This is a true story according to a recent issue of Road and Track
Magazine:  When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motorhome
parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.

Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a
motorhome near spilled sewage.  A police spokesman said that the man
admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the
motorhome`s sewage tank by mistake.

The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that
it was the best laugh he's ever had.