FileTitle: Prose148.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: State Troopers
Subject: An embarrassed State Trooper

A woman was driving down the road one day only to find herself behind a
horse trailer being pulled by a pick-up truck.  As they were driving
along, the back door of the horse trailer came loose and swung open,
exposing the rear end of the horse inside.  Eventually, gastric and
bowel processes completed, the horse's tail lifted and -- voila -- the
woman's windshield was covered in horse stuff.

Now the woman's first instinct was, of course, to turn on the
windshield wipers.  Unfortunately, this only made the situation worse
and as the woman tried to gain control of the car and keep it on the
road, she heard a siren.  Craning her neck out the window to steer the
car onto the shoulder, she noticed that the siren was sounding from
directly behind her and followed her onto the shoulder.

Sitting in her car, trying to regain her composure, a state trooper came
alongside and asked the woman for her license and registration.
Now, it was readily apparent from even a cursory glance, what had
happened to the windshield of the woman's car and she was shocked that
the trooper appeared so callous and had not even enquired as to her
safety.  "What do you want my license and registration for?" asked the
woman.  "You were driving erratically," replied the state trooper.  Now,
almost apoplectic, the woman began fumbling through her purse.  As she
presented the requested documents to the state trooper she asked,
sarcastically, "I suppose you want to sell me a ticket to the state
trooper's ball, also."  The state trooper fixed her with a long, hard
gaze, drew himself up to his full height and replied, "Ma'am.  State
Troopers don't have balls!"  After a momentary pause, the
trooper's face turned several shades of red. He handed back her license
and registration, strode back to his car and drove off.