FileTitle: Prose1520.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: T-Shirt
The other day We had a bomb scare here in Rio Rancho NM, at the Giant
gas station. Of course the bomb squad had to be called out to investigate,
which in turn brought the news. In the local paper the next day, they had
a picture of a bomb squad member, wearing a shirt that said:

I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN
IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING
TRY AND KEEP UP!