FileTitle: Prose1546.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Jerry Gloss
Date:    Wed, 1 May 1996 11:01:12 +0300
From:    Altar Ariel 
Subject: Stewardess (offensive to blondes, f*** word)

In a domestic flight in US the pilot of the plane forgot the microphone
at the ON position and everyone on board could hear what he said to the
other pilot:

- When I arrive at New York I'm going to have a bath, have a great dinner
  and fuck the gorgeous blonde stewardess that is in our flight.

Since the mike was on, all the passengers and the stewardess heard that
announcement. She blushed and rushed to the cockpit. On the way one of the
passengers that noticed her called:

- You don't have to hurry, he still has a couple of things to do before
  he gets to you.