FileTitle: Prose1556.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Jesus, Proof of Nationality
       THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
            1. He went into his father's business
            2. He lived at home until the age of 33
            3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,
              and his mother was sure he was God

        THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS Irish:
            1. He never got married.
            2. He never held a steady job
            3. His last request was a drink

        THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
            1. His first name was Jesus
            2. He was always in trouble with the law
            3. His mother did not know who his father was

        THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
            1. He talked with his hands
            2. He had wine with every meal
            3. He worked in the building trades

        THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
            1. He called everybody brother
            2. He had no permanent address
            3. Nobody would hire him

        THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
            1. He never cut his hair
            2. He walked around barefoot
            3. He invented a new religion