FileTitle: Prose1680.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Operating Systems Be Damned
Damned Operating Systems!

(The numbers are obtained by translating each character (letter, number,
space, etc.) into its corresponding ASCII value.)

It looks like well-known OS's fall into the same category:

M  S  -  D  O  S     6  .  2  1
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666 <====

W  I  N  D  O  W  S  9  5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

S  Y  S  T  E  M     7  .  0
83+89+83+84+69+77+32+55+46+48 = 666<=====

Coincidence? I think not!


The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is
known as Bill Gates (III), where ``III'' means the order of third (3rd).

By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and
adding his (III), you get the following:

B  I  L  L  G  A  T  E  S  (III)
66+73+76+76+71+65+84+69+83+3 = 666 (!!!)

Some might ask, ``How did Bill Gates get so powerful?'' Coincidence? Or
just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement? You decide!