FileTitle: Prose1684.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Sexual Tension Quiz
Sexual Tension Quiz

Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try
to determine what the object or thing is that is being
described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2
points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.

If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more
sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in
need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are
classed as having a great sex experience. Now please begin.


1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
   When I'm not well, I drip.
   When you blow me, you feel good.

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
   Your tongue gets me off.
   People sometimes lick my nuts.

3. I assist an erection.
   Sometimes big balls hang from me.
   I'm called a big swinger.

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
   I wasn't maiden for long.
   A big hard thing ripped me open.

5. You stick your poles inside me.
   You tie me down to get me up.
   I get wet before you do.

6. When I go in I cause pain.
   I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
   I can fill your hole.

7. A finger goes in me.
   You fiddle with me when you're bored.
   The best man always has me first.

8. All day long, it's in and out.
   I discharge loads from my shaft.
   Both men and women go down on me.

9. I go in hard.
   I come out soft.
   You blow me hard.

10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
    It's my job to stuff your box.
    When I come, it's news.

11. I offer Protection.
    I get the finger ten times.
    You use your fingers to get me off.

12. I have a stiff shaft.
    My tip penetrates.
    I come with a quiver.

13. My business is briefs.
    I am a cunning linguist.
    I plead and plead for it.

Answers:(And I know what the general feeling is ;))

1. nose 2. peanut butter 3. crane 4. Titanic 5. tent
6. dentist 7. wedding ring 8. elevator 9. chewing gum
10. newspaper boy 11. glove 12. arrow 13. attorney