FileTitle: Prose1731.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Staw Wars - Guinness
The 1977 movie "Star Wars" is a box office smash once again, despite the
fact that most everyone on the planet over the age of 25 has seen it more
than once. I'm reminded of a story I once read concerning actor Alec
Guinness, who plays Obi-Wan Kenobi in the film.

Many years ago, Guinness was approached by a woman and her young son in
public. The woman proudly told Guinness that her son had seen Star Wars
more than 75 times. She asked the actor if there was anything he'd like to
tell the boy.

Guinness leaned down to the youngster and said, very slowly, "Never...
see... it... again."

Then he moved on leaving the stunned twosome behind...