FileTitle: Prose1791.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Men and Women, Dating (via Seinfeld)
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men
are like firemen.  To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're
doing we can be ready in two minutes.  Women, on the other hand, are like
fire.  They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right
for it to occur.

Men and women, all in all, behave just like our basic sexual elements.  If
you watch single men on a weekend night they really act very much like sperm
- all disorganized, bumping into their friends, swimming in the wrong
direction.  "I was first."  "Let me through."  "You're on my tail."  "That's
my spot."  They're like the Three Billion Stooges.  But the egg is very
cool: "Well, who's it going to be?  I can divide.  I can wait a month.  I'm
not swimming anywhere."