FileTitle: Prose1882.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Jesus was ???
          THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

           1. He went into his father's business
           2. He lived at home until the age of 33
           3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,
              and his mother was sure he was God


          THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS Irish:

           1. He never got married.
           2. He never held a steady job
           3. His last request was a drink.


          THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

           1. His first name was Jesus
           2. He was always in trouble with the law
           3. His mother did not know who his father was


          THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

           1. He talked with his hands
           2. He had wine with every meal
           3. He worked in the building trades


          THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

           1. He called everybody brother
           2. He had no permanent address
           3. Nobody would hire him




          THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

           1. He never cut his hair
           2. He walked around barefoot
           3. He invented a new religion