FileTitle: Prose1908.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Spell Checking
Microsoft is at it again!  All my life, when I read comics, I thought
the "zzzz" in those little balloons indicated someone was sleeping!
Boy, did I miss the boat, and it took me all these years to figure it
out!  All that wasted time!

With the help of Bill Gates (the man who avoided changing the light
bulb by redefining darkness as the standard), I have, indeed, seen the
light. Now, I finally know what all those "sleeping" people in those
comics had on their minds!

If you want to see what I'm babbling about, start your Microsoft Word,
type in "zzzz" (without the quotes, of course) and hit the spell check.
Now you too can be enlightened.