FileTitle: Prose1937.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Speech Recognition Software
 At a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was
 demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software.   A representative
 from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and
 asked everyone in the room to quiet down.

 Just then someone in the back of the room yelled,
     "Format C: Return."
 Someone else chimed in:
      "Yes, Return"
 Unfortunately, the software worked.