FileTitle: Prose199.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Pepper and Salt Press release, Language
Subject:  Thought for Monday, Mar 25, 1996

                                                              Golden Oldie

           The Pepper and Salt Association wants to turn the
           English language outside in, wants phrases changed
           kaboodle and kit.  People should listen to roll 'n'
           rock, eat butter and bread, and travel fro and to.

           Why?  Because what this country needs is a sense of
           wrong and right, fair play and justice, order and law.
           There are cons and pros, but true believers will
           consider it a matter of death and life, a swim or
           sink proposition.

                                   -Press Release
                                    Pepper and Salt Association
                                    Alabama, Birmingham