FileTitle: Prose2045.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
 Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
 empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor,
 placate,  stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle,
 excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,
 toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave,
 return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show
 equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower,
 shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about,
 acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help,
 acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear,
 understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim,
 nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm,
 allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt,
 commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle,
 snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve,
 bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the
 ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky,
 crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip,
 slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather,
 tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken,
 undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff,
 fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze,
 flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do
 it again.

                   HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME
                     ****** Show up naked ******