FileTitle: Prose2064.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Bridge - Through Another's Eyes
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left
her last employment, she replied, "Yes,sir, they paid good wages, but it
was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.  They played a game called
Bridge, and last night a lot of folks were there.  As I was about to bring
in the refreshments, I heard a man say, "Lay down and let's see what you've
got."  Another man said, "I've got strength but no length."  Another man
says to the lady,  "Take your hand off my trick!"  I pretty near dropped
dead just then, when the lady answered, "You jumped me twice when you
didn't have the strength for one raise."  Another lady was talking about
protecting her honor and two other ladies were talking and one said, "Now
it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine."
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one
of them didn't say, "Well, I guess we'll go home now. This is the last