FileTitle: Prose2095.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Perfect Story with a Twist
 There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect
 courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
 course, perfect.

 One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a
 winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being
 the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a
 huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
 Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
 vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately,
 the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa
 Claus had an accident.

 Only one of them survived the accident.

 Who was the survivor?  (scroll down for the answer)

 The perfect woman.

 Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a
 perfect man.


     *  A Male's Response  *  (Page Down )

 So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must
 have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.