FileTitle: Prose211.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Drunk Driving Story
Subject: Law on the March

This is a news item I found in "Starwatch":

A sharp-eyed police officer in Redondo Beach, California has arrested a
motorist for drunken driving. The officer became suspicious when he noticed
that the car had a traffic light pole lying across its hood, with the lights
still attached. the driver hit the pole on a median strip and just kept
driving. When officer Joseph Fonteno asked about the traffic light, the
driver said, "It came with the car when I bought it."