FileTitle: Prose2195.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Men and Women's Needs
      Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up.  But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like  it, I
just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??" The wife explains
that he needs to be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The
husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as
well deal with it.  So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a
big dept. store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive
outfits.  And then tells his wife. We'll take all three of them.  Then
goes over and gets matching shoes worth $500 each. And then goes to the
Jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings.  The wife is so
excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care).
She goes for the tennis bracelet.  The husband says "but you don't even
play tennis, but OK  if you like it then lets get it."   The wife is
jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going
on.20 She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."  The
husband  says," no - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this
stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey  - I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while." Her face gets really red and she is about to
explode and then the Husband says  "You need to be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man!!!