FileTitle: Prose22.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Personal Story, Horses
This is my first posting on HUMOR, so I thought I would tell a little something
about myself.

I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.  The other day, I
went horseback riding.  Everything was going fine until the horse starts
bouncing out of control.  I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown
off.  Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in
the stirrup.  When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.  My head
continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.  Just
as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came and
unplugged it.  Thank goodness for heros.