FileTitle: Prose236.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: (Fake) Actual Naval Conversation
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  Actual radio conversation released
  by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95.
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  #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid
      a collision.

  #2: Recommend  you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid
     a collision.

  #1: This is  the Captain of a  US Navy ship. I say again, divert
      YOUR course.

  #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.


  #1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP
      OF THE US NAVY.  DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

  #2: This is a lighthouse.  Your call.