FileTitle: Prose351.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Predictable Story, but good writing
Subject: The Gift (adult theme)

   A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday
   and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration,
   he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but
   not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he
   bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
   herself.

   During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got
   the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
   content, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his
   sweetheart with the following note: "I chose these because I noticed
   that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the
   evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the
   long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier
   to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them
   from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks
   and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she
   looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the
   first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them
   before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off,
   remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will
   naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I
   will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for
   me on Friday night.

   All my love.

  P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."