FileTitle: Prose393.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Birth of a Candy Bar

       One PAYDAY, MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT O'HONEY, so he took MARY JANE
behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE. He began to
feel her MOUNDS. That was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL. He
let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICY FRUIT and caused
a MILKY WAY. She screamed "OH HENRY" as she sqeezed his PETER PAUL and
ZAGNUTS. MARY JANE said, "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS."
 Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.