FileTitle: Prose401.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Stupid Lawyer Questions
11. Q: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
12. Q: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
A: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Q: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "What were you doing at that time?"
13. Q: "Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?"
A: "I used to be."
Q: "How many times have you committed suicide?"
14. "So, you were gone until you returned?"
15. Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there girls?"
16. "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked
like, but can you describe it?"
17. Q: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
18. Q: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
A: "Not yet."
19. A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a
stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd
like to strike the next question."
20. Q: "Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body
of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?"
A: "It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m."
Q: "And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?"
A: "No, you stupid idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why
I was doing an autopsy!"