FileTitle: Prose401.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Stupid Lawyer Questions
11.  Q:  "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
     A:  "By death."
     Q:  "And by whose death was it terminated?"
12.  Q:  "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
     A:  "I'll be three months on November 8."
     Q:  "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
     A:  "Yes."
     Q:  "What were you doing at that time?"
13.  Q:  "Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?"
     A:  "I used to be."
     Q:  "How many times have you committed suicide?"
14.  "So, you were gone until you returned?"
15.  Q:  "She had three children, right?"
     A:  "Yes."
     Q:  "How many were boys?"
     A:  "None."
     Q:  "Were there girls?"
16.  "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked
     like, but can you describe it?"
17.  Q:  "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
     A:  "Yes."
     Q:  "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
18.  Q:  "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
     A:  "Not yet."
19.  A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a
     stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor,  I'd
     like to strike the next question."
20.  Q:  "Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body
     of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?"
     A:  "It was in the evening.  The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m."
     Q:  "And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?"
     A:  "No, you stupid idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why
     I was doing an autopsy!"