FileTitle: Prose414.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Please Remain Seated Announcement
 As a frequent flier, I get annoyed when other passengers disregard the
airline attendant's pleas to stay seated when the plane taxies to the gate.
One attendant captured my heart by announcing: "The captain will be parking
the aircraft at Gate 41 in approximately two minutes. I've seen the captain's
car. So if I were you, I'd remain seated."