FileTitle: Prose415.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Snappy Comeback
 The woman at the supermarket checkout was giving the clerk a hard time. At
her audience in the waiting line increased, she became more abusive. Finally,
the patient clerk came to a dog's flea collar. The checker asked the customer
if she was aware that the package had been opened. "Of course," the woman
snapped. "I opened it. You can't expect me to get it home and find out it's
the wrong size." A voice from the line spoke for all of us: "Wear it in good