FileTitle: Prose426.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Sex Legalese - Again

                          APARTMENT FOR RENT

a prosperous business man propositioned a beautiful girl and she agreed
to spend the night with him for $500.  when he was ready to leave in the
morning, he told her that he didn't have any money with him but that he
would have his secretary write a check for it and make it out as "rent
for an apartment." on the way to the office, he decided that the whole
thinkg wasn't worth the price he had agreed to pay.  so he advised his
secretary to send the check for $250 and include the following note:

dear madam: enclosed is my check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. i am not sending the amount i agreed upon, because when i
rented the apartment, i was under the impression:

1.  that it had never been occupied.
2.  that there was plenty of heat.
3.  that it was small.

last night, i found that it had been occupied, there wasnpt any heat and
it was entirely too large. upon the receipt of the note,  the girl
immediately returned the check with the following note:

dear sir: i am returning your check for $250.  i can not understand how
you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied.  as
for the heat, there was plenty of it, if you knew how to turn it on.  as
for the size, it isn't my fault if you didn't have sufficient furniture
to fill it.