FileTitle: Prose550.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Sparrow, Non-Conforming
Once  there was this little nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly
south  for the winter.  After awhile it got too cold for the poor sparrow
and he  reluctantly started his flight south.  Slow ice began forming on
the  sparrow's wings causing him to come crashing down to the ground.
Then  a cow came a long and crapped on the sparrow.  He thought he was
done  for, but to his surprise the shit was nice and warm and began to
thaw  out his wings.  The sparrow was so happy he becan to sing.  A near
by cat heard the singing and decided to investigate. He found the sparrow under
the pile of shit, so he uncovered the sparrow and promptly ate him.
        Now, there are three moral to this story:
        1) Not everyone that shits on you is your enemy.
        2) People that get you out of shit are not necessarily your friend.
        3) If your warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.