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Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Love Quotes from Children
Subject: Children's Opinions of Love....Part 2

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on
television."
                                        Jill, age 6

"Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime."
                                        Floyd, age 9

"Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place ... We were behind a tree."
                                        Carey, age 7

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.  I been
trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding
me."
                                        Dave, age 8

"I'm not rushing into being in love.  I'm finding fourth grade hard
enough."
                                        Regina, age 10


THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER
TO BE A GOOD LOVER

"Sensitivity don't hurt."
                                        Robbie, age 8

"One of you should know how to write a check.  Because, even if you have
tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."
                                        Ava, age 8


SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
                                        Del, age 6

"Shake your hips and hope for the best."
                                        Camille, age 9

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and don't worry
if their parents are right there."
                                        Manuel, age 8

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers.  You might get
attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
                                        Alonzo, age 9

"One way is to take the girl out to eat.  Make sure it's something she
likes to eat.  French fries usually works for me."
                                        Bart, age 9