FileTitle: Quickie1531.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickie
Description: Galley Slaves - Good News/Bad News
    The crew leader was addressing the galley slaves.  "I've got some good
news, and I've got some bad news.  The good news is, you're going to get a
five minute break right now.  The bad news is, the captain wants to go
water skiing in ten minutes."