FileTitle: Quickie171.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickie
Description: Advantage of shopping
Subject: training

        Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.
"It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave
through your opponents."
        Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes
from early training, sir.  You see, my mom used to take me shopping with
her on sale days."