> A guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu.  After a few
>minutes,  the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy what he'd like.
>
> "I'd like a quickie".
>
The waitress blushes and says, "That's not funny, sir.  Now, what would
>you like to order?"
>
> "I'd really like a quickie".  The waitress slaps him hard and storms off
>angrily.
>
> Another customer, overhearing the conversation, leans over and says to
>the guy, "Um, I think that it's pronounced 'quiche'"