It wasn't until their second date that the girl realized the man she
  was with was a braggart.  They were doubling with another couple for
  dinner, and the man said to her: "Instead of dessert, how about we just
  go to my place, and I'll slip ya nine inches."
    "Hmmmmm." responded the girl.  "I hadn't realized that you could get
  it up three times in a row."