FileTitle: Quickie2136.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickie
Description: Liquor and Women
Billy Bob: My grandfather lived to be 90.
Jim Bob: Ninety? What finally got him?
Billy Bob: Liquor and women.
Jim Bob: That shows they'll get you in the end.
Billy Bob: No -- he couldn't get either one, so he just laid down and died.